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Ebira Mothers (Ebira Women) are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Ebira Mothers produce the best range of slaps; Aruhwoto, Aruhwe, And Upono. These slaps will make you fill like you are not part of the family like you are adopted.
  • Aruhwoto: This slap will make you correct your wrongs instantly. And also make you confess your sins at the spot with immediate effect.
  • Aruhwe: This kind of Slap will make you expose those who were in the crime with you without hesitation at the same time, if any of your. Siblings is been given Aruhwe and you are not strong enough you may pee in your new pant at the hearing of the sound of the Slap. Its popularly given to children in their back.
I remembered when my Big Brother send me to Mamas pot to steal meat. When mama return from market and asked who took meat from the pot. When I tried to lie I was given one. I started speaking in tongue. My big brother heard just the sound he visited the toilet like two times before he can regain his self. Lols
  • Upono (beating): This kind of slap is the advance and the combination of Aruhwoto and Aruhwe. it normally start with Cain in the process Cain will be so boring thrown away and she will start with palm, This one has various functions mentioned below;
  • First of all you will loose balance.
  • Your brain will go into Auto search as you will be wondering what is really hitting you.
  • You will be Deaf instantly; you will be told let's go home and you will reply Oini Oku Aru Ami! Meaning it's in my pocket lols.
God bless all Ebira Women home and Abroad we so grateful for the Good Upbringing if you were brought up in Ebiraland you will agree with all the above Slaps. You would have encountered them. Even our Governor Yahaya Bello Can't Deny It. I no talk oh.

I know you are shaking your head now Unless you are not an Ebira Folk.

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‘King of Ghanaian comedy’, Derrick Kobina Bonney, popularly known as DKB says it is permissible for men to cheat on their female partners.

According to him, because men are responsible for buying the woman a wedding ring and also foot the bill for the wedding, it should not be seen as wrong if they cheat on their wives.

“[Men can cheat] because we bought the wedding ring and we organised the wedding and you bear our surname. Even the word bride means a cook,” he said.

“When you find the man cheat[ing], you leave him to God because that was what our mother and grandmothers did,” he said on the Joy FM’s lifestyle and entertainment programme Rhythm A to Z Saturday.
Listen to audio here

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In a new clip, comedian Bovi does justice to the famous slang, giving epic answers to the rhetoric.
Even those whom you have help will still ask you “Who You Epp?“, Don’t mind them. Bovi has a perfect answer to that question.

In any case you constantly find yourself in a fix to give response to the sarcastic #WhoUEpp questions, stress no more ‘cos Bovi has taught just how to do it!

YBNL boss, Olamide‘s #WhoUEpp campaign has somewhat become an everyday slang amongst the populace, eliciting various sort of sarcastic rhetoric in conversations.

In a new clip shared on Instagram, comedian Bovi does justice to the famous slang, giving epic answers to the rhetorics.

Watch the Video below:-
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Orijin zero almost landed this young Man in trouble, Read what happened to him below:-
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On Friday, My boss sent me on an errand and when I was done, I was very tired.
Going back to office I decide to branch into a super market to get myself soft drink to refresh with because of the tiredness. My intention was to buy malt drink, I changed my mind when I saw this new Orijin zero non alcoholic drink because I hv tasted it before.
After some snacks, I washed it down wit the orijin, that’s when my Boss walked in and met me & other colleagues eating because it was break time.
Immediately, my Boss sent for me in his office, and queried me on why I was drinking alcohol on duty. It took me time to convinced him that the brand of Orijin I was drinking was not alcoholic.
After so many many talk talk to which I was able to convince him after showing him the can. na so I go buy six pack of d Orijin zero alcoholic drink for my Boss to cool down.
Lesson to all; There are some brand names that are tagged negative, you should not associate your self with it, if you happen to work in d co-operate world. Example; anybody who sees the brand name ORIJIN will think it’s an alcoholic drink not knowing this brand doesn’t contain alcohol.
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Source:- Nairaland Forum

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Follow this Simple Steps To Borrow Airtime from MTN Without Paying Back.

This will work for MTN Users Only – Take Note!! 😛

Follow the Steps below

1. Borrow airtime by dialing *606#.

2. After you have exhausted the borrowed airtime, *Dial *326# and change your date to 1/01/2010.

3. Remove your battery and Sim.

4. Insert the battery and Sim card back

You’ll receive a feedback Mesage from MTN saying :-

Dear customer, the thunder that will fire you is still at the Gym. After we have helped your #Broke ass by borrowing you airtime You still want to cheat Us.

We would have involved the #Police but for Old time customer sake we won’t.

Please Recharge your account so as to enable us deduct the credit we borrowed You.